Hi, I’m Chris.

I’m the middle-est of all the middle children, and yes, you guessed it, I have wavy red hair (not to be confused with the Devil’s curly). I’m from New Jersey but spent my vacation time visiting all fifty states. I love movies and wanted to be closer to where they were made. So, I packed up my sunscreen and moved to Los Angeles. (Ask me about my extensive watchlist!) But got homesick so I moved back to the East Coast.

If you want to know why I got into advertising, how I got my start as a writer, or what my favorite states are, you’re gonna have to buy me dinner first… Or set up an interview, whatever’s easier.

If you’re looking for a horror-loving-guitar-playing-East-Coast-top-shelf copy professional, I am happy to announce: you’ve found him.

Have your people call my people.

(It’s just me. I’m my people.)

For my resume: Click here.

For passion projects: Click here.